bulimiasux:

you say you want to die but,
you still put that seat belt on
and look both ways before crossing the street
you lock your windows and doors
you would scream if someone was following you late at night
you would run for your life
but you do want to die
you just want to die on your own terms.

(via leopard-cub)




lizziemcswagger:

getting an A in a science test

image

(via 0riginal)


cptnrogers:

"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay

kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit

(via dutchster)



has-far-to-go:

theneckbreakers:

prettyk-itty:

ESPECIALLY if it comes from a six year old those lil fuckers don’t lie about that shit

lmfao for that comment ^^

omg my coworker’s granddaughter asked if I was Belle and I would gladly take a bullet for that child she’s a national fucking treasure in my book

has-far-to-go:

theneckbreakers:

prettyk-itty:

ESPECIALLY if it comes from a six year old those lil fuckers don’t lie about that shit

lmfao for that comment ^^

omg my coworker’s granddaughter asked if I was Belle and I would gladly take a bullet for that child she’s a national fucking treasure in my book

(via halfbloodprinceofsass)



thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

(via disneyisforall)


beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

(via dutchster)


darling-i-wont-be-ok:

b&w sad/band/advice blog. i follow back similar

(via themermaidswillbefound)



officalsquidward:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"can you feel it mr krabs?"

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chikennugetgrilledcheese:

admiralmaggot:

acquaintedwithrask:

zenpencils:

WHAT TEACHERS MAKE by Taylor Mali

this will FOREVER be gospel to me as a teacher, this is a great illustration too

Great comic for a great poem.

i showed it to my mom whos a teacher and you know what today she were in her school talking to a parent and she told her this (i were there) my Jaw droped

(via intolerable-nightmare)