jnue:

kinda want a boyfriend kinda wanna hook up with a boy kinda wanna never talk to any boys ever

(via condom)


You know, I assumed she was talking about how to spell her name… So it would be Pusé…. you know… with an accent a droite. But the writers spell it Poussey? So what was the point in her saying this?!

You know, I assumed she was talking about how to spell her name… So it would be Pusé…. you know… with an accent a droite. But the writers spell it Poussey? So what was the point in her saying this?!


Ugh, I hate stairs
anyone whose who’s had to go up stairs (via ghoulers)

(via pizza)


foocow-hprpg:

oh-sad-little-sparrow:

the-hunters-angel:

ileftmywingsinthemortuary:

fangirl-clad-in-plaid-and-chucks:

a-weeping-angel-just:

heylilyhilily:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.

THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD

#i’m not even in the fandom and i think this is great

excuse me but

HOW CAN YOU NOT BE IN THE FANDOM

Everybody is in this fandom idfc who you are.

I THOUGHT EVERYONE ON TUMBLR WAS IN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME

wait there’s such a thing as a non-hp fan???

(via disneyisforall)


vegay:

i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and their parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady

(via sarcastic-snowflake)



balladofgales:

TIME TO DECIDE WHO THE REAL FUCKIN MAYOR IS

balladofgales:

TIME TO DECIDE WHO THE REAL FUCKIN MAYOR IS

(via marshona)


special-agent-riley-neal:

unicornmunch:

dauntlessoldier:

4th of July posts

the last one killed me. … i can’t even .

IT’S ALMOST TIME

(via twintecharmageddons)


ladyskorpia:

Step up your game, Olive Garden.

ladyskorpia:

Step up your game, Olive Garden.

(via thefuuuucomics)


aurathestar:

sidious06:

girlwholovesdragons:

temperamentalheavingheart:

thinkthatthetimehascome:

ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

Holy shit I am dying from laughter

I DIED

"my penis is stuck"
"stuck in the muck"
"stuck in the butt"
"what the fuck"

(via gheebuttersnapsthefirst)


youths-haven:

incognito-author:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

DUDE

Noooo

Was there some kind of spider epidemic thing a while back? Cus I know a lot of people that have a spider phobia.

(via ant0rm)


Disney villains + quotes

(via disneyisforall)


crazytezza:

theravenchilde:

cherabby:

"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

#basically the plot of x-men

#literally the plot of x-men 

(via 0riginal)


sourisms:

awwww-cute:

Guide Dog in training!

guiding his way to my heart

sourisms:

awwww-cute:

Guide Dog in training!

guiding his way to my heart

(via twintecharmageddons)