darling-i-wont-be-ok:

b&w sad/band/advice blog. i follow back similar

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officalsquidward:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"can you feel it mr krabs?"

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chikennugetgrilledcheese:

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zenpencils:

WHAT TEACHERS MAKE by Taylor Mali

this will FOREVER be gospel to me as a teacher, this is a great illustration too

Great comic for a great poem.

i showed it to my mom whos a teacher and you know what today she were in her school talking to a parent and she told her this (i were there) my Jaw droped

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we-believe-in-castiel-and-you:

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damedurohan:

favourite tropes + TITLE DROP

If a line of dialogue is the title of the episode, movie, or book, it obviously must have some great significance. If it sounds completely random, that just means the true meaning of the title has yet to be revealed. So when a character is heard using the title in dialogue, the audience sits up and takes notice, because the scriptwriter has just planted a neon sign that flashes this conversation is important.

THEY SAID THE THING!

and then there’s Doctor Who

and then there’s

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How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds? 

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highfivepotassium:

me with everything

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clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

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