if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal
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A Place for my Head
Let them find the real you buried deep within. Let them know with all you've got that you are not your skin.
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o really your dog took that photo oh really really now are you sure about that wow must be a pretty cool dog
Wow… I’ve never seen so many excuses for one picture. O.o
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i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after
a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after
you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after
You could eat Wales and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after
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Man the 90’s were weird.
Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.
the war on drugs has failed.
was i the only one who thought that your head would actually turn into fruit if you ate one because i did and me and a friend got some and we each ate one and then i looked at her and lied and screamed that she looked just like a watermelon and she started crying
You what
those commercials were actually the exact reason why I never even tried those snacks
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She looks so surprised at what happened
what the fuck did she think was gonna happen when she hit the wall with a hammer?
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